Saturday, January 14, 2012

Planet Claire predicts the Miss America 2012 top 10

Well readers, tonight is *the* night. America's newest Sweetheart is about to be crowned.
Here at Planet Claire we have concluded an exhausting, comprehensive, and completely unscientific study of who we believe will be the top contenders this evening in Viva Las Vegas. Here ya go:

Miss Hawaii (LOVE her jump rope performance for talent!)
Miss Oklahoma (Platform: Milk, It Really Does A Body Good! Love the "really")
Miss Wisconsin (won a preliminary night event for talent)
Miss New York (Career Ambition: To become a professional actress and entertainment producer)
Miss Texas (Just 20 years old)
Miss Utah (won a preliminary night event for swimsuit)
Miss Idaho (Career Ambition: To become a journalist for a women's health and fitness magazine. You go girl!)
Miss Kentucky (Scholastic Ambition: To obtain a law degree)
Miss California (it wouldn't be right to leave out our Miss Ca)
Miss Alabama (those southern girls always do well in pageants)

My top pick is Miss Hawaii. Check out how she "jumps" on her, ahem, tushie. I like her sparkly outfit and fancy jump rope that has glittered handles. Too cool!



Now the only question is, can she jump rope with a crown on her head? Tune in tonight and to find out!

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