Roses are red...

Diane at work go the hugest most ginourmous bouquet of red roses for her anniversary! Not one but TWO dozen! We ladies in the newsroom were of course a puddle of jealousness. Her husband wrote an sentimental card to accompany the flowers that included the word "love" and other such sweetisms (yes, we peeked at the card, but no, it was not still in the envelope). The arrangement is so big that Diane had a hard time reaching her desk around them. Diane is an awfully nice person, and a very good EA (Editorial Assistant), so I really can't stay jealous for long. She deserves them.

P.S. That's Diane and her husband on her computer screen on her desk. I think she should keep him.